Awake at ground zero
another day wasting away
Nothing seems to matter,
cuz nothing’s ever changed!
California dreamin’
has never meant that much to me,
when living in this nightmare comes so easily.
Holding on,
when I don’t belong.
If this is right,
then I can’t go on.
Holding on,
when I know right now I’ll never make it.
Maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow,
and figure out where to [...]
This is incredibly funny, in addition to making several good points on the status of most peoples inability to use proper grammer in everyday language:
It’s vs. Its: This one is simple, even though it represents an exception to the rules of possessive apostrophe (see next tip).”It’s” means “it is” (as in, “It is cold,” [...]
As most people do, I try to make a shopping list every time I need stuff to eat/live/etc. Well while Andy was here, he decided to make a few additions to my shopping list, and as drunk as I am right now these are pretty damned funny (changes are in italics):
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pan from devon - [...]