My shopping list, Version 2.0
As most people do, I try to make a shopping list every time I need stuff to eat/live/etc. Well while Andy was here, he decided to make a few additions to my shopping list, and as drunk as I am right now these are pretty damned funny (changes are in italics):
wd40
pan from devon - scale - 50 lbs. baking soda
waffles
soap - gasoline - styrafoam
freezie pops
jello - with cheerios
whipped cream - no cream
pudding
bawlz
orange juice