Four more years :(
Little Gamers knows how we all feel:
Well, it’s settled. The winner of the election is George W. Bush.
And this just in: The US borders are now closed, cowboy hats must be worn by law, Christianity is the only religion allowed and inbreeding is tax deductable.
…and the oil price just went up.
When asked how he felt, Bush was quoted as saying “I am God incarnated” whilst setting fire to a cigar using the American constitution.
And you’ve gotta love The Daily Mirror:
November 5th, 2004 at 10:53 pm
Well soon enough we will all be outsourced, GMO’s not labeled yet for foods, we’ll still have poor NAFTA agreements, and have this failed business man our leader. I know someone said Vancouver…
November 8th, 2004 at 7:07 am
I suppose you all have heard about Bush’s latest hobby. He now takes great pride in his self granted authority to rename cities in foreign countries. Apart from the fact that the entire world is quite close to being completely anti-American because of the mess he has made in Iraq, Bush has decided it is only fair to give each foreign country its own personal reason to hate the United States. So what do you do to piss off a Greek then Bush? Choose one of its oldest most historically cherrished cities and give its name to their arch enemy, Albania. The country that brought illegal workers and crime into Greece. If that weren’t enough he had to protect his fellow Americans living abroad by telling them, on national TV no less, that you must be careful while in Greece because you may be in danger. So why would it be a bad idea to tell the entire world that the Greeks may harm any Americans in Greece. Probably because it would piss anyone off if someone circled the international airways claiming that a certain group of people are cruel and dangerous when they certainly are not. It really is an embarrassment to see him re-elected.