Archive for January, 2005

Snow is a four-letter word

Saturday, January 22nd, 2005

Like Craig says, snow is fun when you’re a kid but not when your boss says that 10+ inches of the white stuff is no reason to call in to work. I don’t own a shovel, so I had to use a saucer sled to dig my car out. I almost didn’t make it out [...]

The stink of cigarettes and Febreze

Friday, January 14th, 2005

Against my better judgment, I recently allowed people to smoke in my apartment, since my good-hearted side gave in to the “it’s too cold to go outside and kill our lungs” argument. Initially, it wasn’t really an issue, since before the sub-zero temperatures came upon us it wasn’t a problem to crack a window for [...]

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

Saturday, January 8th, 2005

The madness at work continues. I know I had previously come to the realization that I was a phone monkey, but yesterday I had a true epiphany: I don’t need to take the shit I do any more. It happened at a fairly random time, but I remember clearly how I just sat there and [...]