Excerpts from “John’s Retarded List”
Sunday, July 24th, 2005John and Sara are on vacation for a week and have entrusted Rachel and I to the care of their home. Sara left a fairly normal list of things to do (feed the animals, etc.) while John left a more unorthodox one:
No sex in my bed
No ordering on-demand porn
Make sure you pray before bed
In my [...]