On the topic of winning a million dollars…
girl: So you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
guy: No, I’m going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
girl: And then with the rest you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
guy: I don’t think there will be anything left after I get my [...]
Updates to the site have been pretty lax as of late since aside from the recently released Apple MacBook Pro (and yes, I really really want one), there hasn’t been a whole lot going on in general
Well, maybe that’s a bit of a lie. Since I see/talk to the majority of my readers (all six [...]
Gabriel: Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said “Shhhhh!”
(I don’t expect anyone else to find this as funny as Andy and I do, but man did I blow a funny [...]