I reckon you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that
On the topic of winning a million dollars…
girl: So you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
guy: No, I’m going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
girl: And then with the rest you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
guy: I don’t think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse.
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