fugeelama

Ron:: “It’s a fact. It’s the greatest city in the history of mankind. Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it San Diago which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”

Veronica:: “N– no, there’s no way that’s correct.”

Ron:: “I’m sorry. I was trying to impress you.”

Veronica:: “Oh.”

Ron:: “I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.”

Veronica:: “It– Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?”

Ron:: “No. No.”

Veronica:: “No, that’s– that’s what it means. Really.”

Ron:: “Well, agree to disagree.”

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