Ron:: “It’s a fact. It’s the greatest city in the history of mankind. Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it San Diago which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”
Veronica:: “N– no, there’s no way that’s correct.”
Ron:: “I’m sorry. I was trying to impress you.”
Veronica:: “Oh.”
Ron:: “I don’t know what it means. [...]
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you need to see it for yourself.
Rachel and I visited Nanakusa for our anniversary earlier this month and after an evening of incredible sushi and good champagne, Rachel demanded I fill out the comment card sitting on our table. Along with giving them all my information (specifically my e-mail address), the comment I left went along the lines of “Erika Z [...]
On the topic of winning a million dollars…
girl: So you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
guy: No, I’m going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
girl: And then with the rest you’re going to buy me a pony, right?
guy: I don’t think there will be anything left after I get my [...]
Gabriel: Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said “Shhhhh!”
(I don’t expect anyone else to find this as funny as Andy and I do, but man did I blow a funny [...]