Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Church + State = A Marriage Made in Heaven!

Saturday, November 5th, 2005

For those of you who took the politics test in one of my previous posts and were rated in the same neighborhood I was, here’s a funny Flash animation about how to Become a Republican. Help destory the world! Vote against your self interests! Defend freedom by losing your own!

Excerpts from “John’s Retarded List”

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

John and Sara are on vacation for a week and have entrusted Rachel and I to the care of their home. Sara left a fairly normal list of things to do (feed the animals, etc.) while John left a more unorthodox one: No sex in my bed No ordering on-demand porn Make sure you pray [...]

How Lightsabers Work

Friday, May 6th, 2005

The incredibly useful site How Stuff Works has been helpful enough to let the whole world know how lightsabers work. This is a great read in anticipation of the May 19th release of Star Wars Episode III, especially if you’re planning on building one so as to duel with fellow fans while waiting in line.

To the girlie: 30 things I’ll try not to say to you

Saturday, March 19th, 2005

This had me laughing so hard I was falling out of my chair at work. Well worth the read, especially since I’m dying to use #10 with Rachel :)

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Saturday, February 19th, 2005

This was too funny to not post: A parent’s primer to computer slang, brought to you by the friendly folks at Microsoft. Link courtesy of hack a day.